During a recent conversation with a colleague we started talking about the gazzilions of quotes and sayings that has smoking of mystical and inspirational under-laying meaning… We all know them – we all use them although the majority of them are cliché and very cheesy!

That let us to talk about the opposite, which turned out to be much more fun and truth to be told did bring up a few giggles along the way (don’t worry none of them are very profound of philosophical – just pure deadpan)

In no particular order, here are our top 12:

Although they probably wont cheer you up – My hope is they can at least make you smile.

Thanks for reading

Morts